Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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142 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
OCD Obsessive Cat Disorder (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Although most people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder acknowledge their irrational traits, they are left with the belief that the only way to relieve their anxiety is to perform their compulsions, but any relief provided is only temporary. Could this also apply to peop...
Birthday frenchie from a distance (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: COVID-19 is a serious threat, however, it is dwarfed by pandemics previously experienced. The H2N2 Flu in 1957 resulted in 1.1million+ deaths, 1918 flu resulted in 50 million+, and the black death (14th century) with 17 million+ fatalities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxu...
Lucky and gay (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A bit of gay trivia: Did you know, that in the early 17th century London, there was actually a gay brothel on the site where Buckingham Palace is today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reve...
Mum's good looks (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: "Mum" in English, "mama" in Mandarin Chinese, as well as in Spanish, "mamma" in Iceland, "ma" in Punjabi - this is no coincidence. The first sound babies typically vocalise, is a “ma” sound, and so numerous languages have taken this as the word for mother. A6 size (148...
Dad's good looks (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: We inherit equal amounts of genetic mutations from both our parents, but scientists have found that we use more mutations from our father's genes. In that case, clearly we know where the good looks come from. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pap...
Lesbians eat what?! (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples include German "muschi", French "chatte" and Dutch "poes". A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lo...
I'm not gay (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was developed to help people with incontinence, it has proven to close up, and tighten - an effective butthole rejuvenation. A6 size...
Mum for my bum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average person annually uses over 20,000 sheets of toilet paper (100 rolls). It takes over 380 trees to produce the toilet paper that the average person uses within a lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London st...
Father's Day No.1 fan (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The word "fan" is a shortened version of the word “fanatic”, which is a word introduced into English around 1550, as a word to describe somebody "marked by excessive enthusiasm and often intense uncritical devotion". The modern meaning of "extremely zealous" dates from a...
Movie frenchie (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Popcorn and the movies were inextricably bound by 1945, with over half of the popcorn consumed in America being consumed at the movies. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode f...
Birthdays are good (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The 20th century saw the average life expectancy shooting up 30 years, which is the greatest gain in 5,000 years of human history. Making it to being Centenarians, living to be over 100 years old, increased 51% from 1990 to 2000. It isn't such an exclusive club these day...
Do I smell birthday cake? (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first birthday cake is believed to have been made in Germany in the Middle Ages. Germans would hold a Kinderfest celebration for the children's birthdays with cake. These were originally a coarse bread-like product, which later became a much sweeter version that we e...
Books smell better (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The smell of a book can be a reminder of things past, with all the linked memories, but also, the smell acts as a trigger of excitement, for the anticipation of embarking on that blissful literary fresh new journey. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certif...
Book lovers in bed (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to the National Sleep Foundation, a bedtime reading ritual helps to prepare the body for sleep, aiding the mind to unwind, separating sleep time from the stresses of daily life for a blissful bedtime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified p...
Age is merely a number (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that those who have a positive outlook about ageing outlive those with negative views by several years, regardless of pre-existing health problems, lifestyle, socioeconomic status, or gender. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper P...
Fall for you every day (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The expression to “fall in love”, has been with us for a long time. One of the earliest entries is in a poem by Edmund Spenser published in the 1590s. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the revers...
Best brother in the world (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a research by the BBC, in comparison to those without siblings, people who connect and go through life with their siblings are more apt to tackle some harder situations with ease. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in o...
Healthy vegans (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that people who follow a vegan or vegetarian diet tend to display lower blood cholesterol, lower blood pressure and a decreased rate of illnesses. (Just to mention, in the USA alone, 500,000 animals are killed for their meat every hour.) A6 size (148mm x 1...
Get well soon frenchie (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Some hospitals apparently keep a supply of beer for alcoholics, in case a patient goes through withdrawal, which can actually be fatal. It was common for hospitals in Germany to have a brewery, and so patients used to get a beer before going to bed. A6 size (148mm x 10...
Best brother ever (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Life is better knowing there's that person you can call on for support. Having a sibling is a bond like no other. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable c...
Brother makes a man great (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A university study showed that the more brothers a man has, the faster his sperm swim and the greater his fertility - one of the many things to thank in having a brother. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivi...
Training everyday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that when you lose weight, fat leaves your body via your breath? The fat is released as carbon dioxide when we exhale, but before you try hyperventilating in an attempt to slim down, sadly just breathing out is no good. You still have to create the caloric d...
Congratulations from mr pug (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know, the smaller the bubbles, the better the quality of the champagne? A bottle of champagne at room temperature contains around 49 million bubbles. Millions of bubbly wishes to you. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Biceps and brains (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Even a recent study supports the benefits of weightlifting, not only as an effective way of relieving stress, but also for the intelligence. Going hard in the gym regularly, even for as little as 20 minutes, can boost your long-term memory by around 10 percent. A6 size...
Alcohol and milk (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Useful fact about booze. We're told to drink milk before a heavy night of alcohol. Whilst it is a good idea to have food in the stomach prior to drinking, the alcohol absorption happens in the small intestine, so “coating the stomach” with milk, actually doesn't help red...
Certified bookaholic (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Ever wondered which nation leads in the battle of book reading? This is in fact Iceland, where people read more books per capita than in any other country. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the r...
Books keep you informed (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a recent research, over a quarter of American adults did not read a single book, of any format, over a 12 months period. Worryingly, this percentage is rising every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London...