Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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23 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
OCD Obsessive Cat Disorder (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Although most people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder acknowledge their irrational traits, they are left with the belief that the only way to relieve their anxiety is to perform their compulsions, but any relief provided is only temporary. Could this also apply to peop...
Lesbians eat what?! (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples include German "muschi", French "chatte" and Dutch "poes". A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lo...
Mum for my bum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average person annually uses over 20,000 sheets of toilet paper (100 rolls). It takes over 380 trees to produce the toilet paper that the average person uses within a lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London st...
Healthy vegans (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that people who follow a vegan or vegetarian diet tend to display lower blood cholesterol, lower blood pressure and a decreased rate of illnesses. (Just to mention, in the USA alone, 500,000 animals are killed for their meat every hour.) A6 size (148mm x 1...
Not addicted to reading (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A bibliophile is one who loves to read, and collect books, often with an extensive collection of books. Beware not to succumb to bibliomania - a disorder caused by an obsession with books to such an extent as to negatively impact on interpersonal relations. A6 size (14...
Between the pages (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stress or turmoil. For enjoyment, or when simply just needing to relax, read a new book, and take yourself to that lovely place. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) ...
Beautiful princess (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As they said in Sex in the City: “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-cert...
Here for the cake (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Some say that the custom of the birthday cake goes as far back as ancient Greece where, birthday candles were lit on cakes with the belief that the smoke carried their thoughts up to the Gods. This is why today, we believe that if you blow out all your candles in one bre...
It's a trap (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Old enough to know, too young to give a shit. Happy birthday! A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)
Life without music would be flat (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Research in the neurochemistry of music, found that music can improve the function of the body's immune system and reduce levels of stress and even blood pressure, whilst enhancing intelligence, memory performance and concentration. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pear...
Merry kissmyass (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an episode of arse kissing is cited even further back in the late 1300s in “The Miller's Tale” by Geoffrey Chaucer: “But with his mouth he kistehir naked ...
Santa checked Facebook (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Facebook has more than one billion active users, and approximately 250 million photos are uploaded daily to the Facebook site. A study shows that the average woman updates her status 21 times per month, where men in comparison, only six. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury ...
Naughty and nice (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a present? If not we can always go hit the high street and treat ourselves. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pro...
Be naughty (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used today.) In the early 15th century, the word meant to be poor or to have nothing. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Meowy Christmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Meow, the representation of cat sound, dates as far back as the 1630s in the forms of miaow, miau, and meaw. Exploring different countries: French “miaou”, German “miauen”, Persian “maw”, Japanese “nya nya”, Arabic “nau-nau”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ...
Cat to be kitten me (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the more you talk to your cat, the more it will speak to you? Cats can actually make over 100 vocal sounds (while dogs can only make 10), and in a lifetime on average, a domestic cat will spend nearly 11 thousand hours purring. A6 size (148mm x 105mm)...
Blame the doggies (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first decorated Christmas tree goes as far back as 1510 in Latvia. Funnily, the idea of decorating the tree with electric lights was cleverly thought up by the assistant of Thomas Edison. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
It's meow or never (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: ‘It's Now or Never' was recorded by Elvis Presley in 1960 - the melody of the song is adapted from the Italian standard, ‘O Sole Mio'. It sold in excess of 25 million copies worldwide making it Presley's biggest international single ever. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury...
I believe I can fly (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: ‘I Believe I Can Fly' is a song from 1996, written, produced and performed by R&B singer R. Kelly. It impressively won three Grammy Awards, and was ranked No.406 on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time in 2004. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury p...
I must go meow (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Countless studies show the various physical and psychological benefits of owning a cat. The University of Minnesota proved that cat owners have a much lower risk of cardiovascular disease (dog owners did not reap the same benefits). Cats come to our rescue as fabulous fe...
Nine lives with you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a myth in many cultures, cats have nine lives, attributed to the natural suppleness and swiftness which cats exhibit to escape threatening situations. The highest recorded fall survived by a cat was forty-five stories. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Wet pussy (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whilst the penis shamefully in comparison, only has around 4000. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our ...
Can't have the dog (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A dog's memory is around five minutes long in comparison to kitties who can remember for up to sixteen hours. Similarly, whilst dogs are capable of only around only ten, cats are capable of around one hundred distinct vocalisations. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearl...