Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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15 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
Never wrong (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, where both are based on a strong belief in one's own worth. Between the two, confident people inspire others, drawing people in with their shining qualities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...
Growing up (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As kids we long for the freedom to be able to do what we please. As adults, we wish that we could nap more, have all our meals cooked for us, and be waited on hand and foot, plus pocket money to spend on things that we want. The good old days. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) L...
Elephant and bicycle (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Elephants often appear in religion and mythology as symbols of strength and wisdom. African fables often portray them as wise chiefs charged with settling disputes among the forest creatures. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
A red Christmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: One or two glasses of red wine per day can make you live longer. Grape skin naturally contains many antioxidants, which protect the heart. The red kind in fact has more antioxidants than white, making it the healthier option. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ...
Happy penis (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy generated by receiving an additional £30,000 in income, in particular, during orgasm when the body releases mood enhancing chemic...
Owl always love you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Apparently, owl couples maintain relationships that can last one breeding season, but many of them last a lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable...
Kissing arse (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Twenty-two current and former CEOs of large companies were asked for their thoughts on kissing arse. Seventeen said that this never helped with their own careers. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact o...
Intellectual badarse (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is even depicted on some Greco-Roman currency as a symbol of status, wisdom and wealth. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pr...
Aim high (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Many people say that goldfish have a memory of just a few seconds, but this is just a myth. Goldfish have a memory span of at least three months. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1...
Exercise and chocolate (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Exercise is healthy, but can cause high levels of free radicals that can attack and damage the cells in your body. Consuming dark chocolate before a workout increases antioxidants in the body, which can help reduce the amount of these free radicals. A valid excuse to eat...
A ribbiting birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The ‘ribbit' frog sound was introduced in the early movie days thanks to Hollywood filmmakers who needed frog sounds to simulate a night setting. With their microphones outside, the frog recorded was a pacific tree frog - the only species that make the ‘ribbit' sound in ...
You're just always sexy (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.” All your senses are engaged, giving you a good indication of your partner's sensuality, connection, and chemistry. She recommends regular kissing as ...
Birthday chick (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Chick - most likely is a derivative from the spanish word "chica", is embraced today as a positive term of self-reference and an expression of camaraderie. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the r...
Tasting the stars (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A little advice on champagne drinking: Since the bubbles in champagne can cause the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster, this can result in a headache. Sip in small quantities to dissipate the bubbles, and enjoy the delicious flavours whilst tasting the stars. A6 s...
Fertilised by bullshit (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first translation of the Latin proverb “Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo” into English was published in 1545: “The corne in an other mans ground semeth euer more fertyll and plentiful then doth oure owne”. Ironically, optical laws will make the grass at a di...