Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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16 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
Santa's naughty list (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on Christmas Eve. To achieve this, Santa's sleigh must travel at the speed of light. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified ...
Sit on my lap (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragged their parents to his store, and so this tradition was born. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Under my Christmas tree (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, Albert. In 1846, when their tree featured in the fashionable Illustrated London News, it sparked the vogue across Britain, and then around th...
Too much drink (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that alcohol consumption in Britain increases by an impressive 40% in December, and 14% of people end up drinking more than they had intended to during the Christmas festivities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Naughty and nice (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a present? If not we can always go hit the high street and treat ourselves. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pro...
Enough reindeer (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Both male and female reindeer grow long antlers, but shed their antlers at different times. The females around May, while males lose their racks during November. Since the male would typically not be sporting their antlers around Christmas, we can assume that none of San...
Be naughty (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used today.) In the early 15th century, the word meant to be poor or to have nothing. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Too horny to be in public (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the horn” in the late 18th Century, the word came to be used as “horny” in the mid-19th Century. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco...
Nice-ish count? (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The word “nice,” when it appeared in English in the 13th century, actually meant “stupid” (derived from the Latin “nescius” meaning “ignorant”). From then over time, its meaning progressed in stages from “timid,” “fussy,” to “delicate,” “precise,” “agreeable,” and finall...
All I want for Christmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: For Christmas-haters, there are many great places you could escape during this time of the year. Countries that do not celebrate Christmas include Japan, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Iran, Thailand, and China. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pr...
Touch my elf (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The Elf on the Shelf', warns people not to touch their elf - otherwise their special fairy magic will be lost. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pea...
Because I'm single (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The excerpt comes from a Christmas carol with origins, probably French, dating back to the 18th century. In 1909 the English composer Frederic Austin composed the melody, to which the carol is sung to today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...
A red Christmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: One or two glasses of red wine per day can make you live longer. Grape skin naturally contains many antioxidants, which protect the heart. The red kind in fact has more antioxidants than white, making it the healthier option. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ...
Sexiest person for Xmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The quote comes from the famous Ellen Lee DeGeneres, one of America's most well-known comedians and talk show hosts. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradabl...
Blame the doggies (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first decorated Christmas tree goes as far back as 1510 in Latvia. Funnily, the idea of decorating the tree with electric lights was cleverly thought up by the assistant of Thomas Edison. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Drunk Santa (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The famous Christmas song, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” did not use to be so joyous. Originally it used to be sung by crowds of rowdy lower-class servants demanding booze from their masters. It was sung loud and repeatedly until they got their alcohol. A6 size (148m...