Funny Animal Greeting Cards

Text on the reverse side: A recent Gallup poll of 340,000 people of a wide age group, indicate that “by almost any measure,” people become happier in their later years. They reported a feeling of being more content as they age, especially after fifty, when troubles seem to not bother any longer. ...

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Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a girl animated purely by absolute egocentrism. Camille Cotin (French actress) interviewed by Elle magazine. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent e...

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Text on the reverse side: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, where both are based on a strong belief in one's own worth. Between the two, confident people inspire others, drawing people in with their shining qualities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...

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Text on the reverse side: Support of family, partner, friends, has both mental as well as physical benefits. Recent findings suggest that supporting or helping others may be just as beneficial to health as receiving support. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produce...

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Text on the reverse side: A quote from Gabrielle Chanel. She was the only fashion designer to appear on Time magazine's list of “100 most in influential people of the 20th century”, credited with liberating women from the constraints of the “corseted silhouette” and popularised casual chic. A6 ...

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Text on the reverse side: Great, and otherwise unforeseen opportunities often come from risk-taking. We also learn from risks that give us vital lessons, which may even lead to a new path. Take that leap of faith, and aim to attain those goals and dreams. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlesc...

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Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the rev...

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Text on the reverse side: Research in the neurochemistry of music, found that music can improve the function of the body's immune system and reduce levels of stress and even blood pressure, whilst enhancing intelligence, memory performance and concentration. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pear...

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Text on the reverse side: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on Christmas Eve. To achieve this, Santa's sleigh must travel at the speed of light. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified ...

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Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragged their parents to his store, and so this tradition was born. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...

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Text on the reverse side: Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)  

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Text on the reverse side: The origins of Christmas stockings began with three girls who couldn't marry as they had no dowry. Their laundry stockings hanging on the chimney to dry was where Santa (St. Nicholas) placed a sack of gold in each stocking. The girls awoke to discover they had dowries so...

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Text on the reverse side: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, Albert. In 1846, when their tree featured in the fashionable Illustrated London News, it sparked the vogue across Britain, and then around th...

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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that alcohol consumption in Britain increases by an impressive 40% in December, and 14% of people end up drinking more than they had intended to during the Christmas festivities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...

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Text on the reverse side: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an episode of arse kissing is cited even further back in the late 1300s in “The Miller's Tale” by Geoffrey Chaucer: “But with his mouth he kistehir naked ...

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Text on the reverse side: Facebook has more than one billion active users, and approximately 250 million photos are uploaded daily to the Facebook site. A study shows that the average woman updates her status 21 times per month, where men in comparison, only six. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury ...

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Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a present? If not we can always go hit the high street and treat ourselves. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pro...

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Text on the reverse side: The text message was born in the U.K. on December 3rd, 1992. A software programmer sent “Merry Christmas” to his phone's mobile device. Times have changed. According to some studies, the average teenager now sends over 3,000 texts per month. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Lux...

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Text on the reverse side: Both male and female reindeer grow long antlers, but shed their antlers at different times. The females around May, while males lose their racks during November. Since the male would typically not be sporting their antlers around Christmas, we can assume that none of San...

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Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used today.) In the early 15th century, the word meant to be poor or to have nothing. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...

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Text on the reverse side: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the horn” in the late 18th Century, the word came to be used as “horny” in the mid-19th Century. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco...

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Text on the reverse side: Meow, the representation of cat sound, dates as far back as the 1630s in the forms of miaow, miau, and meaw. Exploring different countries: French “miaou”, German “miauen”, Persian “maw”, Japanese “nya nya”, Arabic “nau-nau”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ...

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Text on the reverse side: The word “nice,” when it appeared in English in the 13th century, actually meant “stupid” (derived from the Latin “nescius” meaning “ignorant”). From then over time, its meaning progressed in stages from “timid,” “fussy,” to “delicate,” “precise,” “agreeable,” and finall...

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Text on the reverse side: The panda's diet is primarily herbivorous, consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. However, pandas still have the digestive system of a carnivore, and lack the ability to digest cellulose efficiently (thus derive little energy from the consumption of bamboo.) A6 size ...

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Text on the reverse side: As kids we long for the freedom to be able to do what we please. As adults, we wish that we could nap more, have all our meals cooked for us, and be waited on hand and foot, plus pocket money to spend on things that we want. The good old days. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) L...

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Text on the reverse side: For Christmas-haters, there are many great places you could escape during this time of the year. Countries that do not celebrate Christmas include Japan, Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Iran, Thailand, and China. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pr...

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Text on the reverse side: Elephants often appear in religion and mythology as symbols of strength and wisdom. African fables often portray them as wise chiefs charged with settling disputes among the forest creatures. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...

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