Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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142 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
Touch my elf (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The Elf on the Shelf', warns people not to touch their elf - otherwise their special fairy magic will be lost. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pea...
Because I'm single (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The excerpt comes from a Christmas carol with origins, probably French, dating back to the 18th century. In 1909 the English composer Frederic Austin composed the melody, to which the carol is sung to today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...
A red Christmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: One or two glasses of red wine per day can make you live longer. Grape skin naturally contains many antioxidants, which protect the heart. The red kind in fact has more antioxidants than white, making it the healthier option. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ...
Happy penis (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy generated by receiving an additional £30,000 in income, in particular, during orgasm when the body releases mood enhancing chemic...
I sucked (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (na...
Owl always love you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Apparently, owl couples maintain relationships that can last one breeding season, but many of them last a lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable...
Santa's yelpers (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: One of the most popular dog breeds often appearing in movies and peering out of celebrities' purses is Chihuahua. Chihuahua actually has one of the largest colour and hair varieties of any dog breed. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produc...
Age of perfection (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A study revealed that both men and women agree that men remain “immature” well into their late 30s and early 40s, whereas the average age at which women mature emerged as 32. Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men “never stop being childish.” A6 size (148m...
Kissing arse (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Twenty-two current and former CEOs of large companies were asked for their thoughts on kissing arse. Seventeen said that this never helped with their own careers. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact o...
Sexiest person for Xmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The quote comes from the famous Ellen Lee DeGeneres, one of America's most well-known comedians and talk show hosts. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradabl...
Intellectual badarse (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is even depicted on some Greco-Roman currency as a symbol of status, wisdom and wealth. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pr...
Alcohol budget (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of time you spend in the company of others. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on ...
Pardon my French (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in English high society would apologise when using French expressions in conversation if others were not familiar with the language. A6 size (148mm x 105...
Aim high (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Many people say that goldfish have a memory of just a few seconds, but this is just a myth. Goldfish have a memory span of at least three months. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1...
Cat to be kitten me (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the more you talk to your cat, the more it will speak to you? Cats can actually make over 100 vocal sounds (while dogs can only make 10), and in a lifetime on average, a domestic cat will spend nearly 11 thousand hours purring. A6 size (148mm x 105mm)...
Blame the doggies (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first decorated Christmas tree goes as far back as 1510 in Latvia. Funnily, the idea of decorating the tree with electric lights was cleverly thought up by the assistant of Thomas Edison. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Poor and too much month (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Nearly half of the world's population, which is more than 3 billion people, live on less than £1.50 a day, of which more than 1.3 billion live in extreme poverty (less than 75p a day). Count yourself lucky. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Gay joke butt fuck (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distinction in who would take a passive or active role. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ...
I find you fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The term “fabulous”, suggests something incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated. The origins either from the French “fabuleux” or Latin “fabulosus”. Urbandictionary.com states that the term ‘fabulous' is regarded as “the ultimate compliment in the gay community”. A6 si...
Exercise and chocolate (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Exercise is healthy, but can cause high levels of free radicals that can attack and damage the cells in your body. Consuming dark chocolate before a workout increases antioxidants in the body, which can help reduce the amount of these free radicals. A valid excuse to eat...
Drunk Santa (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The famous Christmas song, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” did not use to be so joyous. Originally it used to be sung by crowds of rowdy lower-class servants demanding booze from their masters. It was sung loud and repeatedly until they got their alcohol. A6 size (148m...
A ribbiting birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The ‘ribbit' frog sound was introduced in the early movie days thanks to Hollywood filmmakers who needed frog sounds to simulate a night setting. With their microphones outside, the frog recorded was a pacific tree frog - the only species that make the ‘ribbit' sound in ...
You are a legend (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A legend is defined as somebody of extraordinary accomplishment, and in modern times, taken on the meaning of someone amazing and cool. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode ...
Here I am (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The biggest charmers can have many hidden talents. Casanova (1725-1798), remembered as a frivolous sexual adventurer, was an astrologer, a spy, and a talented writer, with a circle of friends including Voltaire, Catherine the Great, Benjamin Franklin amongst others. A6...
Somebody's reason to smile (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Smiling reduces stress and promotes good health by significantly reducing your blood pressure and boosting your immune system. It also makes people more attractive, and being contagious, the magic is shared with others. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-ce...
You + me = perfect (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Partners who seek to incorporate positivity, empathy, commitment, acceptance, mutual love and respect into their relationship are the ones likely to have a perfect relationship. Studies clearly indicate that these lucky ones reach significantly higher levels of happiness...
It's meow or never (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: ‘It's Now or Never' was recorded by Elvis Presley in 1960 - the melody of the song is adapted from the Italian standard, ‘O Sole Mio'. It sold in excess of 25 million copies worldwide making it Presley's biggest international single ever. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury...