Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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Novel birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The word “novel” as an adjective, dates from the early 1400s, and comes from the old French word “novel/nouvel” meaning “new, recent, young and fresh”. As a noun, meaning “fictitious narrative” the word dates from 1560s. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-c...
Not addicted to reading (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A bibliophile is one who loves to read, and collect books, often with an extensive collection of books. Beware not to succumb to bibliomania - a disorder caused by an obsession with books to such an extent as to negatively impact on interpersonal relations. A6 size (14...
Merry Christmas festive dog (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a study, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked optio...
British accent dog (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the 18th century, American and British accents had not yet diverged. Unknown to many, the American accent has changed only subtly, and it is the British accent that has drastically changed in the past two centuries. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-cer...
God's gift to humanity (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The expression "god's gift to humanity" is used for someone that is considered to be extremely attractive and irresistible, but also considered to be of huge benefit to all of mankind. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Londo...
Facebook police (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The entire written works of humankind, of every known language, from the dawn of recorded history, would take up around 50 petabytes of data. Facebook stores around 300 petabytes of user data on its servers. (1 million gigabytes in a petabyte.) A6 size (148mm x 105mm) ...
Top lad (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A "top lad" is one who excels in all areas of being a lad, whose antics must be effortless, never forced, and come naturally, never faked. The privilege of being given the title of "Top lad" can only be bestowed by fellows in unanimous agreement. A6 size (148mm x 105mm...
London calling (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: London Calling is a famous song by the British band The Clash which alluded to the BBC World Service's station identification used during the Second World War: “This is London calling...” as broadcasts were aired across the occupied countries. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) L...
Happy father's day frenchie (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Father's Day began in 1910 in Washington, by Sonora Dodd wanting to thank her dad and had the idea for Father's Day, which would mirror Mother's Day but be celebrated in June. In the USA it became a national event in 1924. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco...
Best dad ever (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A study showed how a father's hands-on parenting has a significant positive influence in the development of their children. A father's presence in a child's life was found to improve the child's problem-solving abilities and a decrease in various emotional problems. A6...
Fabulous mum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legendary”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS...
Mum always right (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to studies, even in serious matters like health, a mother's instinct is usually right, for example, when she believes her child may be dangerously ill. For this reason, doctors are being told to respond more to mothers' fears and concerns. A6 size (148mm x 10...
Mum, I'm awesome (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: “Something which inspires awe” is the original and oldest meaning of the expression “awesome”, which is also now a common slang expression, but still refers to something or somebody who is awe-inspiring. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Pr...
Mum above all queens (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Trivia on an English queen: Queen Elizabeth I, was known to be fluent in French, Italian, and Latin, whilst also believed that she spoke Spanish, Welsh, Irish, Flemish, Greek, and the nearly defunct tongue of Cornish. She might have been bright, but nothing beats you Mum...
Keep you forever (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A 75 year long study conducted by a group of Harvard researchers has shown that love is really all that matters. The participants' lifelong experiences revealed that happiness and life fulfilment revolved around love (or simply searching for love). A6 size (148mm x 105...
Hopeless romantic (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option avail...
Between the pages (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stress or turmoil. For enjoyment, or when simply just needing to relax, read a new book, and take yourself to that lovely place. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) ...
Blow and make a wish (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Many ancient cultures believed that smoke carried prayers to the heavens, which is why today we make wishes before blowing out birthday candles. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 ...
Beautiful princess (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As they said in Sex in the City: “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-cert...
Ambitchous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, assertiveness, hard work, persistence, bravery, humility and the willingness to learn. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...
Men to the left (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Psychologist James Flynn asserts that women systematically outperform men in standardised tests of intelligence, in particular where performance requires to “juggle” and “multi-task”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London...
Here for the cake (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Some say that the custom of the birthday cake goes as far back as ancient Greece where, birthday candles were lit on cakes with the belief that the smoke carried their thoughts up to the Gods. This is why today, we believe that if you blow out all your candles in one bre...
It's a trap (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Old enough to know, too young to give a shit. Happy birthday! A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)
Friends and condoms (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable items of wonder are used globally every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our...
Wife's choices (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A marriage ceremony typically ends with a kiss - a tradition that comes from Ancient Rome, where a kiss was a legal bond that sealed contracts, and marriage being regarded as a contract, required the seal of a kiss to tie the knot. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Daddy my king (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, and has faith in you even when you fail, and shines the most with pride when you succeed. Thank you for being the best dad. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper ...
Older I get (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)