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Ezen Designs - Lesbians eat what?! - Greeting Card - Front
Lesbians eat what?! (Pack of 8 cards)
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Lesbians eat what?! (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples include German "muschi", French "chatte" and Dutch "poes". A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lo...

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Ezen Designs - I'm not gay - Greeting Card - Front
I'm not gay (Pack of 8 cards)
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I'm not gay (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was developed to help people with incontinence, it has proven to close up, and tighten - an effective butthole rejuvenation. A6 size...

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Ezen Designs - Friends and condoms - Greeting Card - Front
Friends and condoms (Pack of 8 cards)
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Friends and condoms (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable items of wonder are used globally every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our...

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Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front
Happy penis (Pack of 8 cards)
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Happy penis (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy generated by receiving an additional £30,000 in income, in particular, during orgasm when the body releases mood enhancing chemic...

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Ezen Designs - I sucked - Greeting Card - Front
I sucked (Pack of 8 cards)
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I sucked (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (na...

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Ezen Designs - Gay joke butt fuck - Greeting Card - Front
Gay joke butt fuck (Pack of 8 cards)
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Gay joke butt fuck (Pack of 8 cards)

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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distinction in who would take a passive or active role. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ...

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