Funny Animal Greeting Cards

Text on the reverse side: Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples include German "muschi", French "chatte" and Dutch "poes". A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lo...

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Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was developed to help people with incontinence, it has proven to close up, and tighten - an effective butthole rejuvenation. A6 size...

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Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, assertiveness, hard work, persistence, bravery, humility and the willingness to learn. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...

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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable items of wonder are used globally every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our...

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Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a girl animated purely by absolute egocentrism. Camille Cotin (French actress) interviewed by Elle magazine. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent e...

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Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the rev...

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Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy generated by receiving an additional £30,000 in income, in particular, during orgasm when the body releases mood enhancing chemic...

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Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (na...

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Text on the reverse side: Twenty-two current and former CEOs of large companies were asked for their thoughts on kissing arse. Seventeen said that this never helped with their own careers. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact o...

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Text on the reverse side: The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in English high society would apologise when using French expressions in conversation if others were not familiar with the language. A6 size (148mm x 105...

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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distinction in who would take a passive or active role. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ...

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Text on the reverse side: According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.” All your senses are engaged, giving you a good indication of your partner's sensuality, connection, and chemistry. She recommends regular kissing as ...

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Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...

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Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legenda...

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Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whilst the penis shamefully in comparison, only has around 4000. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our ...

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Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is documented as far back as the 14th century. In modern terms, it has taken on different meanings such as a strongly outspoken woman, challenging a c...

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Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years and nine months, it would produce gas with the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...

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