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I'm not gay (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was developed to help people with incontinence, it has proven to close up, and tighten - an effective butthole rejuvenation. A6 size...
Ambitchous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, assertiveness, hard work, persistence, bravery, humility and the willingness to learn. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...
Friends and condoms (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable items of wonder are used globally every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our...
Bitch when I breathe (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a girl animated purely by absolute egocentrism. Camille Cotin (French actress) interviewed by Elle magazine. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent e...
Second hardest thing (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the rev...
I sucked (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (na...
Pardon my French (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in English high society would apologise when using French expressions in conversation if others were not familiar with the language. A6 size (148mm x 105...
Gay joke butt fuck (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distinction in who would take a passive or active role. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ...
Big bum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...
Bitch, I'm fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legenda...
I am THE bitch (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is documented as far back as the 14th century. In modern terms, it has taken on different meanings such as a strongly outspoken woman, challenging a c...
Love is like a fart (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years and nine months, it would produce gas with the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...