Theme Animal (Dog) Greeting Card
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Men to the left (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Psychologist James Flynn asserts that women systematically outperform men in standardised tests of intelligence, in particular where performance requires to “juggle” and “multi-task”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London...
Friends and condoms (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable items of wonder are used globally every year. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our...
Wife's choices (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A marriage ceremony typically ends with a kiss - a tradition that comes from Ancient Rome, where a kiss was a legal bond that sealed contracts, and marriage being regarded as a contract, required the seal of a kiss to tie the knot. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Daddy my king (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A dad is someone who holds you when you cry, scolds you when you break the rules, and has faith in you even when you fail, and shines the most with pride when you succeed. Thank you for being the best dad. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper ...
Older I get (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)
Yung No Mo (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A recent Gallup poll of 340,000 people of a wide age group, indicate that “by almost any measure,” people become happier in their later years. They reported a feeling of being more content as they age, especially after fifty, when troubles seem to not bother any longer. ...
Bitch when I breathe (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a girl animated purely by absolute egocentrism. Camille Cotin (French actress) interviewed by Elle magazine. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent e...
Illness to wellness (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Support of family, partner, friends, has both mental as well as physical benefits. Recent findings suggest that supporting or helping others may be just as beneficial to health as receiving support. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produce...
Classy AND fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A quote from Gabrielle Chanel. She was the only fashion designer to appear on Time magazine's list of “100 most in influential people of the 20th century”, credited with liberating women from the constraints of the “corseted silhouette” and popularised casual chic. A6 ...
Second hardest thing (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lifetime. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the rev...
Santa's naughty list (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on Christmas Eve. To achieve this, Santa's sleigh must travel at the speed of light. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified ...
Sit on my lap (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragged their parents to his store, and so this tradition was born. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Good girls never get caught (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)
Fit in Santa's bag (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The origins of Christmas stockings began with three girls who couldn't marry as they had no dowry. Their laundry stockings hanging on the chimney to dry was where Santa (St. Nicholas) placed a sack of gold in each stocking. The girls awoke to discover they had dowries so...
Under my Christmas tree (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, Albert. In 1846, when their tree featured in the fashionable Illustrated London News, it sparked the vogue across Britain, and then around th...
Too much drink (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that alcohol consumption in Britain increases by an impressive 40% in December, and 14% of people end up drinking more than they had intended to during the Christmas festivities. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ou...
Text Santa (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The text message was born in the U.K. on December 3rd, 1992. A software programmer sent “Merry Christmas” to his phone's mobile device. Times have changed. According to some studies, the average teenager now sends over 3,000 texts per month. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Lux...
Enough reindeer (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Both male and female reindeer grow long antlers, but shed their antlers at different times. The females around May, while males lose their racks during November. Since the male would typically not be sporting their antlers around Christmas, we can assume that none of San...
Too horny to be in public (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the horn” in the late 18th Century, the word came to be used as “horny” in the mid-19th Century. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco...
Touch my elf (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The Elf on the Shelf', warns people not to touch their elf - otherwise their special fairy magic will be lost. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pea...
Because I'm single (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The excerpt comes from a Christmas carol with origins, probably French, dating back to the 18th century. In 1909 the English composer Frederic Austin composed the melody, to which the carol is sung to today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified pape...
I sucked (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (na...
Santa's yelpers (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: One of the most popular dog breeds often appearing in movies and peering out of celebrities' purses is Chihuahua. Chihuahua actually has one of the largest colour and hair varieties of any dog breed. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produc...
Age of perfection (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A study revealed that both men and women agree that men remain “immature” well into their late 30s and early 40s, whereas the average age at which women mature emerged as 32. Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men “never stop being childish.” A6 size (148m...
Sexiest person for Xmas (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The quote comes from the famous Ellen Lee DeGeneres, one of America's most well-known comedians and talk show hosts. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradabl...
Alcohol budget (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of time you spend in the company of others. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on ...
Pardon my French (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in English high society would apologise when using French expressions in conversation if others were not familiar with the language. A6 size (148mm x 105...