Occasion Humour Greeting Card
15 items found in Occasion Humour Greeting Card
Good friend with chocolate
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Text on the reverse side: Studies confirm that chemicals in chocolate signal the brain to produce more of the neurochemicals that make you feel happy. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biod...
Alcohol and problem solving
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Text on the reverse side: It is a good idea to have food in the stomach prior to drinking. However, despite popular belief, the alcohol absorption happens in the small intestine and therefore “coating the stomach” with milk actually doesn’t help reduce the effects of getting drunk. A6 size (148...
I used to be snow white
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Text on the reverse side: Snow White when it was released, was the highest grossing film ever made. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag (naked option available)
I'm not bossy
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Text on the reverse side: As quoted by Humphrey Bogart; “if they do things my way, we’ll get along.” Poster of the film “The Flame of New Orleans” (1941) starring Marlene Dietrich. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the r...
I'm not always a bitch
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Text on the reverse side: Studies show that there are over 70 taboo words commonly in use, but 80 percent of the time, only ten of these words are used. The word “bitch” ranks as one of them. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fac...
Girls and shoes
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Text on the reverse side: Catherine de Medici (1519-1589) wore high heels for her wedding ceremony with King of France as she knew to be in competition with his favourite mistress who was significantly taller than her. This fashion statement proved to be a wild success - soon high heels were asso...
Women's problems
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Text on the reverse side: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for POS Biodegradable cello bag ...
Wanna workout?
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Text on the reverse side: Besides the pleasure, kissing is also incredibly beneficial for your health. Studies prove that it helps to reduce dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes, and makes your skin glow whilst potentially lowering tooth decay too. Kissing is not only pleasurable, but also very ...
Carpe diem
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Text on the reverse side: Carpe diem, a Latin aphorism, usually translated “seize the day”, comes from the Roman poet Horace’s work Odes (23 BC). The phrase has been used in English since the early 1800s. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London stud...
A balanced diet
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Text on the reverse side: A Harvard study actually found that the risk of death from all causes to be 21% to 28% lower among those who drank alcohol moderately, in comparison to abstainers. It seems drinks do help achieving a balanced diet. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certifi...
Room to drink (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The quote is a humorous twist on the common expression “half empty or half full”. We can enjoy a drink whilst deliberating whether we see the world as half empty or half full. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio ...
Believe in yourself (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A bird sitting on a branch of a tree, is not afraid of the shaking branch, because the bird’s trust is not on the branch but in its wings. Simple lesson: Believe in yourself. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio T...
Princess cat (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Until the reign of Queen Victoria, the practice was that the gems used in the Crown Jewels, were not purchased but hired from the crown jeweller for the coronation, which was at the cost of four per cent of their value. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-ce...
Dig bick (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: It is an absolute myth that you can tell a man’s penis size by looking at his hands, his feet, his finger or his nose or anything else for that matter. What is certain however, is that according to studies, the average penis size when erect, is 5 to 6.4 inches. A6 size...
Shopping therapy (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Purchases release a surge of dopamine to the brain, somewhat like comfort food. Studies also show that elderly men who shop daily are 28% less likely to die prematurely. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia...