Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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84 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
Poor and too much month (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Nearly half of the world's population, which is more than 3 billion people, live on less than £1.50 a day, of which more than 1.3 billion live in extreme poverty (less than 75p a day). Count yourself lucky. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Gay joke butt fuck (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distinction in who would take a passive or active role. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in ...
I find you fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The term “fabulous”, suggests something incredible, astonishing, or exaggerated. The origins either from the French “fabuleux” or Latin “fabulosus”. Urbandictionary.com states that the term ‘fabulous' is regarded as “the ultimate compliment in the gay community”. A6 si...
Drunk Santa (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The famous Christmas song, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” did not use to be so joyous. Originally it used to be sung by crowds of rowdy lower-class servants demanding booze from their masters. It was sung loud and repeatedly until they got their alcohol. A6 size (148m...
You are a legend (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A legend is defined as somebody of extraordinary accomplishment, and in modern times, taken on the meaning of someone amazing and cool. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode ...
Here I am (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The biggest charmers can have many hidden talents. Casanova (1725-1798), remembered as a frivolous sexual adventurer, was an astrologer, a spy, and a talented writer, with a circle of friends including Voltaire, Catherine the Great, Benjamin Franklin amongst others. A6...
Somebody's reason to smile (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Smiling reduces stress and promotes good health by significantly reducing your blood pressure and boosting your immune system. It also makes people more attractive, and being contagious, the magic is shared with others. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-ce...
You + me = perfect (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Partners who seek to incorporate positivity, empathy, commitment, acceptance, mutual love and respect into their relationship are the ones likely to have a perfect relationship. Studies clearly indicate that these lucky ones reach significantly higher levels of happiness...
May the force be with you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: This epic expression has achieved cult status, representing the legacy of Star Wars. In fact, the phrase is said by at least one character in each of the iconic movies. In 2005, the line was chosen as number 8 on the ‘100 Movie Quote List' of the American Film Institute....
Drink in both hands (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies have proven for years that moderate drinking improves general health. Those who indulge in the odd tipple will have a greater cardiovascular strength compared to those who abstain completely from alcohol. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...
I love you the best I can (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Superman, the fictional superhero, was created by high school students in Cleveland, Ohio back in 1933 and eventually grew to become the international icon that we all know today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London stu...
Getting more awesome (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Betting on finding that perfect partner as being the answer to happiness may be rather risky these days where the odds of lasting relationships seem to be an increasing challenge. Enjoy life, and simply be awesome. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certifi...
Not drunk, just awesome (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As famously quoted by the legendary English actor Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977): “A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...
Arguing with women (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Recognised in many of the world's legal systems, the right to remain silent enables the accused or the defendant to refuse to comment or provide an answer when questioned. If nothing else, this can be a valuable way to avoid further self-incrimination by the person under...
Universe and morons (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The term “moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard and was used in psychology to denote mild intellectual disability, or a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. Today it stands simply as a useful term with which t...
Upside down (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Sometimes we have the great fortune of meeting a person who can change our lives, often with that person not even realising how they have made us a better person or for having made our world a better place. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Fool in tin foil (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The figurative expression ‘knight in shining armour' refers back to the notion of gallant knights saving fair maidens in distress. In print, the expression can be found in a poem as far back as 1790. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produc...
We sparkle (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The process of perspiration opens up the pores, and many facial aestheticians use steam to achieve the same effect. Studies also suggest that perspiration contains a natural antibiotic. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lond...
Growing up is optional (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a professor at Harvard states that in order to grow old and happy: “You have to keep your sense of humour, give something of yourself to others, make friends who are younger than you, learn new things, and have fun”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlesc...
Big bum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...
Parents and google (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Google is an official English word, included in the Oxford English Dictionary since 2006. To “google it” has become a synonym for general web searching due to the wide use of the platform that attracts 3.5 billion searches every day. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pear...
A barking birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In Britain “barking” is short for “barking mad”. The area of Barking is sometimes cited as the origin, attributed to the alleged existence of a medieval insanity asylum, but a more likely derivation is from simply comparing an insane person to a mad dog. A6 size (148mm...
House cleaning (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Back in 1965, the average married or cohabiting woman did 30 hours per week of housework, compared to a man's 4.9 hours. Machines have reduced the hours, however, studies show that women still do around two-thirds of the housework. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Book reading (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average person reads less than one book per year. After finishing college, most people only read five books over the course of their lifetimes. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse G...
Birth of a legend (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: There are over seven billion people in the world today. Amongst this vast number of human beings, it is only the exceptional few that are born a legend. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reve...
Bitch, I'm fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legenda...
Problem solver (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the case of hangovers, a glass of warm water with the juice of half a lemon, and later a cup of herbal infusion is said to be the best cure. A gram of vitamin C and a pint of water before bed after a night out will also lessen the severity in the morning. A6 size (1...