Funny Animal Greeting Cards
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142 items found in Funny Animal Greeting Cards
I believe I can fly (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: ‘I Believe I Can Fly' is a song from 1996, written, produced and performed by R&B singer R. Kelly. It impressively won three Grammy Awards, and was ranked No.406 on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time in 2004. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury p...
May the force be with you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: This epic expression has achieved cult status, representing the legacy of Star Wars. In fact, the phrase is said by at least one character in each of the iconic movies. In 2005, the line was chosen as number 8 on the ‘100 Movie Quote List' of the American Film Institute....
I must go meow (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Countless studies show the various physical and psychological benefits of owning a cat. The University of Minnesota proved that cat owners have a much lower risk of cardiovascular disease (dog owners did not reap the same benefits). Cats come to our rescue as fabulous fe...
Drink in both hands (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Studies have proven for years that moderate drinking improves general health. Those who indulge in the odd tipple will have a greater cardiovascular strength compared to those who abstain completely from alcohol. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...
You're just always sexy (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.” All your senses are engaged, giving you a good indication of your partner's sensuality, connection, and chemistry. She recommends regular kissing as ...
I love you the best I can (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Superman, the fictional superhero, was created by high school students in Cleveland, Ohio back in 1933 and eventually grew to become the international icon that we all know today. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London stu...
Birthday chick (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Chick - most likely is a derivative from the spanish word "chica", is embraced today as a positive term of self-reference and an expression of camaraderie. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the r...
Tasting the stars (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A little advice on champagne drinking: Since the bubbles in champagne can cause the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster, this can result in a headache. Sip in small quantities to dissipate the bubbles, and enjoy the delicious flavours whilst tasting the stars. A6 s...
Getting more awesome (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Betting on finding that perfect partner as being the answer to happiness may be rather risky these days where the odds of lasting relationships seem to be an increasing challenge. Enjoy life, and simply be awesome. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certifi...
Not drunk, just awesome (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: As famously quoted by the legendary English actor Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977): “A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...
Arguing with women (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Recognised in many of the world's legal systems, the right to remain silent enables the accused or the defendant to refuse to comment or provide an answer when questioned. If nothing else, this can be a valuable way to avoid further self-incrimination by the person under...
Universe and morons (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The term “moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard and was used in psychology to denote mild intellectual disability, or a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. Today it stands simply as a useful term with which t...
Upside down (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Sometimes we have the great fortune of meeting a person who can change our lives, often with that person not even realising how they have made us a better person or for having made our world a better place. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper...
Fool in tin foil (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The figurative expression ‘knight in shining armour' refers back to the notion of gallant knights saving fair maidens in distress. In print, the expression can be found in a poem as far back as 1790. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produc...
We sparkle (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The process of perspiration opens up the pores, and many facial aestheticians use steam to achieve the same effect. Studies also suggest that perspiration contains a natural antibiotic. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our Lond...
Growing up is optional (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a professor at Harvard states that in order to grow old and happy: “You have to keep your sense of humour, give something of yourself to others, make friends who are younger than you, learn new things, and have fun”. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlesc...
Big bum (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse GS1 barcode for PO...
Parents and google (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Google is an official English word, included in the Oxford English Dictionary since 2006. To “google it” has become a synonym for general web searching due to the wide use of the platform that attracts 3.5 billion searches every day. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pear...
A barking birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In Britain “barking” is short for “barking mad”. The area of Barking is sometimes cited as the origin, attributed to the alleged existence of a medieval insanity asylum, but a more likely derivation is from simply comparing an insane person to a mad dog. A6 size (148mm...
House cleaning (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Back in 1965, the average married or cohabiting woman did 30 hours per week of housework, compared to a man's 4.9 hours. Machines have reduced the hours, however, studies show that women still do around two-thirds of the housework. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Book reading (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average person reads less than one book per year. After finishing college, most people only read five books over the course of their lifetimes. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse G...
Party and cake (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Some historians say that the custom of the birthday cake goes as far back as ancient Greece when it was believed that the candles were lit on cakes based on the belief that the smoke would carry up their wishes to the heavens. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent...
Birth of a legend (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: There are over seven billion people in the world today. Amongst this vast number of human beings, it is only the exceptional few that are born a legend. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reve...
Parking and 8 inches (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Perhaps men may have a greater spatial awareness than women, which helps with driving. However, the majority of all drunk or drug charges, speeding offences and convictions, are brought against men, who are twice as likely to be involved in a crash than women. A6 size ...
Nine lives with you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a myth in many cultures, cats have nine lives, attributed to the natural suppleness and swiftness which cats exhibit to escape threatening situations. The highest recorded fall survived by a cat was forty-five stories. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Bitch, I'm fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legenda...
Problem solver (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the case of hangovers, a glass of warm water with the juice of half a lemon, and later a cup of herbal infusion is said to be the best cure. A gram of vitamin C and a pint of water before bed after a night out will also lessen the severity in the morning. A6 size (1...