Funny Animal Art Print
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142 items found in Funny Animal Art Print
Wet pussy (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whilst the penis shamefully in comparison, only has around 4000.. Conservation acid-free board included Delivered packed ready for retail Luxury pearles...
I am THE bitch (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is documented as far back as the 14th century. In modern terms, it has taken on different meanings such as a strongly outspoken woman, challenging a chauvinist...
Fertilised by bullshit (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: The first translation of the Latin proverb “Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo” into English was published in 1545: “The corne in an other mans ground semeth euer more fertyll and plentiful then doth oure owne”. Ironically, optical laws will make the grass at a distance lo...
The bee's knees (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: In the 1920s jaunty sounding rhymes and nonsense terms denoting excellence came into fashion. Although the Americans came up with the expression “bee's knees”, it was the Brits who revived it in the 70's and 80's along with the widely used “dog's bollocks”.. Conservation acid-...
Love is like a fart (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years and nine months, it would produce gas with the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb.. Conservation acid-free board included Delivered packed ready fo...
Balls and age (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: Testicular atrophy - a medical term actually exists for testicle shrinkage. Age, injury, exhaustion from excessive masturbation and ejaculation can be the cause. However, the size actually never changes - they only appear smaller.. Conservation acid-free board included Deliver...
Can't have the dog (Pack of 2 prints)
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Text on the tag: A dog's memory is around five minutes long in comparison to kitties who can remember for up to sixteen hours. Similarly, whilst dogs are capable of only around only ten, cats are capable of around one hundred distinct vocalisations.. Conservation acid-free board included Deliv...