Greeting Cards
Theme
- Other Animal
- Alcohol
- Animal (bird)
- Animal (Birds)
- Animal (cat)
- Animal (dog)
- Animal (other)
- Book
- British
- Calligraphy
- Coffee/Tea
- Female figure
- Flower
- Food
- Fruit
- Gardening
- Gay/LGBT
- Hobby
- Landscape
- Love
- Male figure
- Movie
- Movie/Film
- Movie/Films
- Naughty
- pattern
- Portrait
- poster
- Quote
- Romantic
- Sport
- Travel/Car
- Travel/Vehicle
- Winter
1231 items found in Greeting Cards
A barking birthday (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In Britain “barking” is short for “barking mad”. The area of Barking is sometimes cited as the origin, attributed to the alleged existence of a medieval insanity asylum, but a more likely derivation is from simply comparing an insane person to a mad dog. A6 size (148mm...
House cleaning (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Back in 1965, the average married or cohabiting woman did 30 hours per week of housework, compared to a man's 4.9 hours. Machines have reduced the hours, however, studies show that women still do around two-thirds of the housework. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Book reading (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The average person reads less than one book per year. After finishing college, most people only read five books over the course of their lifetimes. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reverse G...
Party and cake (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Some historians say that the custom of the birthday cake goes as far back as ancient Greece when it was believed that the candles were lit on cakes based on the belief that the smoke would carry up their wishes to the heavens. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent...
Birth of a legend (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: There are over seven billion people in the world today. Amongst this vast number of human beings, it is only the exceptional few that are born a legend. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our London studio Trivia fact on the reve...
Parking and 8 inches (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Perhaps men may have a greater spatial awareness than women, which helps with driving. However, the majority of all drunk or drug charges, speeding offences and convictions, are brought against men, who are twice as likely to be involved in a crash than women. A6 size ...
Nine lives with you (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: According to a myth in many cultures, cats have nine lives, attributed to the natural suppleness and swiftness which cats exhibit to escape threatening situations. The highest recorded fall survived by a cat was forty-five stories. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearle...
Bitch, I'm fabulous (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous”, a word denoting glamour and brilliance, dates as far back as the early 15th century when it meant “mythical” and “legenda...
Problem solver (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the case of hangovers, a glass of warm water with the juice of half a lemon, and later a cup of herbal infusion is said to be the best cure. A gram of vitamin C and a pint of water before bed after a night out will also lessen the severity in the morning. A6 size (1...
Wet pussy (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whilst the penis shamefully in comparison, only has around 4000. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified paper Produced in our ...
I am THE bitch (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is documented as far back as the 14th century. In modern terms, it has taken on different meanings such as a strongly outspoken woman, challenging a c...
Fertilised by bullshit (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: The first translation of the Latin proverb “Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo” into English was published in 1545: “The corne in an other mans ground semeth euer more fertyll and plentiful then doth oure owne”. Ironically, optical laws will make the grass at a di...
The bee's knees (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: In the 1920s jaunty sounding rhymes and nonsense terms denoting excellence came into fashion. Although the Americans came up with the expression “bee's knees”, it was the Brits who revived it in the 70's and 80's along with the widely used “dog's bollocks”. A6 size (14...
Love is like a fart (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years and nine months, it would produce gas with the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco-certified...
Balls and age (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: Testicular atrophy - a medical term actually exists for testicle shrinkage. Age, injury, exhaustion from excessive masturbation and ejaculation can be the cause. However, the size actually never changes - they only appear smaller. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearles...
Can't have the dog (Pack of 8 cards)
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Text on the reverse side: A dog's memory is around five minutes long in comparison to kitties who can remember for up to sixteen hours. Similarly, whilst dogs are capable of only around only ten, cats are capable of around one hundred distinct vocalisations. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearl...